Path: vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!math.ohio-state.edu!darwin.sura.net!nntp.st.usm.edu!whale.st.usm.edu!not-for-mail From: chambles@whale.st.usm.edu (John William Chambless) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: I HATE C, C++, TURBO C, C--, C==, C+- Date: 18 Aug 1994 19:14:31 -0500 Organization: Nonexistent Federal Agency. Don't ask again. Lines: 33 Message-ID: <330th7$1of1@whale.st.usm.edu> References: <51704@mindlink.bc.ca> NNTP-Posting-Host: whale.st.usm.edu In article <51704@mindlink.bc.ca>, Charlie Gibbs wrote: >C programs? Sounds like it's time to cross threads again... > >slash splat I hope the compiler understands this splat slash >pound include stdio dot h >main lparen rparen >lsquiggle > printf lparen quote Hello comma world bang backslash n quote rparen >semi >rsquiggle > AARRGGHHGHGHGHGHGHGHHGHG!!!!! I'll tell ya one thing: I absolutely REFUSE to write (or debug) csh/sed/awk scripts via voice recognition! /* hmmmm......maybe that's what the Klingons are really saying on their ships in Star Trek....the don't have as friendly a computer, and the have to pronounce the Unix commands. "kill -9 `ps aux |grep Enterprise |grep shields |awk'{print $2}'` mv /dev/oa_team enterprise:/var/adm/bridge 2> /dev/null" */ -- * Billy Chambless University of Southern Mississippi * "I _still_ think it sucks." --Bill Murray in _Stripes_