From jgross@ux6.cso.uiuc.edu Wed Nov 6 19:34:09 1996 Return-Path: Received: from ux6.cso.uiuc.edu (jgross@ux6.cso.uiuc.edu [128.174.5.9]) by dynamic.isdn.uiuc.edu (8.8.2/8.8.2) with SMTP id TAA32375 for ; Wed, 6 Nov 1996 19:34:08 -0600 Received: (from jgross@localhost) by ux6.cso.uiuc.edu (8.6.12/8.6.12) id TAA21554; Wed, 6 Nov 1996 19:33:59 -0600 Received: (from jgross@localhost) by ux6.cso.uiuc.edu (8.6.12/8.6.12) id TAA21549; Wed, 6 Nov 1996 19:33:57 -0600 Received: from postoffice.cso.uiuc.edu (postoffice.cso.uiuc.edu [128.174.5.11]) by ux6.cso.uiuc.edu (8.6.12/8.6.12) with ESMTP id TAA21539 for ; Wed, 6 Nov 1996 19:33:56 -0600 Received: (from daemon@localhost) by postoffice.cso.uiuc.edu (8.6.12/8.6.12) id BAA19454; Thu, 7 Nov 1996 01:33:50 GMT Received: from ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (cstambor@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu [128.174.5.59]) by postoffice.cso.uiuc.edu (8.6.12/8.6.12) with SMTP id TAA19326; Wed, 6 Nov 1996 19:33:39 -0600 Date: Wed, 6 Nov 1996 19:33:37 -0600 (CST) X-PH: V4.4@postoffice.cso.uiuc.edu X-PH: V4.4@ux6.cso.uiuc.edu From: Hodge-Podge To: hof@uiuc.edu cc: s-craig@uiuc.edu, k-soni@uiuc.edu, m-bytnar@uiuc.edu, s-bytnar@uiuc.edu Subject: [Fwd: Re: Got Problems???] (fwd) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: MULTIPART/MIXED; BOUNDARY=------------1B6418104B8C Content-ID: X-Loop: hof@uiuc.edu X-Mailing-List: hof@uiuc.edu Status: RO This message is in MIME format. The first part should be readable text, while the remaining parts are likely unreadable without MIME-aware tools. Send mail to mime@docserver.cac.washington.edu for more info. --------------1B6418104B8C Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; CHARSET=us-ascii Content-ID: Ahh, if it were only this easy... />Chris Stamborski Comp. E. Major at U of I // EWS Site Consultant (//////[O]>===========================================- \\ Applying computer technology is simply finding \> the right wrench to pound in the correct screw. Tom Phoenix wrote: (stuff deleted) > Instant fix: gcc date.c -o date > > All the way: gcc --entry > For orgasm: gcc -O > Even better: gcc -O2 > Cruel: gcc -Wall > For old hackers: gcc -fno-strength-reduce > Transvestite: gcc -Wconversion > With toy: gcc -pipe > Man on top: gcc -traditional > In restroom: gcc -quiet > Explain how: gcc --verbose > With drugs: gcc --user-dependencies > Don't move: gcc -static > At Microsoft: gcc -shared > Side-by-side: gcc --profile > Mouth first: gcc --preprocess > Before drugs: gcc --prefix > With disease: gcc --no-warnings > With vibrator: gcc --machine > Foreigner: gcc --language > With chains: gcc --force-link > With AIDS: gcc --extra-warnings > Analism: gcc --dump > Remove lice 1st: gcc --debug > Talk about date: gcc --comments > Take control: gcc --assert > --------------1B6418104B8C--