Path: vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!EU.net!sun4nl!news.nic.surfnet.nl!eur.nl!hp750.fgg.eur.nl!otech.fgg.eur.nl!not-for-mail From: cornet@OTech.fgg.EUR.nl (Jan-Pieter Cornet) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Re: Dennis M Ritchie Date: 7 Oct 1994 16:17:11 +0100 Organization: Education Technology, Erasmus University, Rotterdam, The Netherlands Lines: 79 Message-ID: <373opn$7ff@gaia.otech.fgg.eur.nl> References: NNTP-Posting-Host: gaia.otech.fgg.eur.nl X-Newsreader: homeworknews V 0.98 (C) JohnPC 1994 In article , TOM ANDRE HEIBERG wrote: >Help, I need info about Dennis M Ritchie (personal profile). >Please reply. gaia % homeworknews -v alt.folklore.computers Welcome to homeworknews version 0.98, the homework_on_usenet detector. Scanning group alt.folklore.computers......+.... 1 Matches found: Article from matches rules: 42: /@hiof.no/h && /$net_personalities/ia Additional heuristic score: 8.43. Heuristic matching on rules: h04: /Help, I need/ia +4.31 h17: (! /--/a) +1.15 # missing sig h21: ($nr_lines < 4) +2.97 This is definately a homework request. Automatically generating flame. Loading flame... THIS IS A FLAME ____________________________________________________________________________ Dear [ ] asshole [ ] fag [ ] ignorant snot [ ] prick [ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [x] lonely masturbator [ ] computer geek [ ] retard [ ] sycophant [ ] David Sternlight You are being flamed because [ ] you continued a boring useless stupid thread [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to [ ] you repeatedly posted the same article [x] you posted a homework assignment [ ] you posted a "test" [ ] you used vi and left a whole bunch of editing garbage on the screen [ ] you posted a request for an article which was posted three times in the past week [ ] you claimed to have the original GGBJ [ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this group [x] you posted an article that was not funny, unoriginal and very boring [x] your mother dresses you funny To recant, you must [ ] actually post a humorous article [ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk [x] go to the public library and try to do your own homework [ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours [x] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you) [ ] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq [ ] give your MP (Congressman in U.S.A., I guess) a donation of three hemp plants to decorate his office [ ] become politically correct and demand that manholes be renamed to peroffspringopenings [ ] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off [ ] _________________________________________________ Thank you for the time you have taken to read this, and please detest from the offending behaviour that led to this flame. Also, F*CK *FF! _____________________________________________________________________________ END FLAME Thank you for wasting 0.110u 0.310s 0:00.98 42.8% 0+113k 5+0io 0pf+0w by running homeworknews. -- Jan-Pieter Cornet