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From: osa@wilbur.unh.edu (Bart Symptom... er... Oktay Ahiska)
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Subject: Article Man
Date: 22 Jul 93 01:10:05
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Summary: plagiarism. kill me.
Comments: Wouldn't it be great if we could find the woman of our dreams while we are still awake?


        Article Man 
    (with apologies to TMBG.)

    Article man, article man
    Doing the things an article can,
    What's he say?
    It's not important,
    Article man

    Is he a flame, or is he test?
    When he's on the net, 
    Does he get read?
    Or does the net get him instead?
    Nobody knows
    Article Man

    Oldbie man, oldbie man
    Oldbie man hates article man,
    They have a fight,
    Oldbie kills,
    Oldbie man

    USENET man, USENET man
    The size of the entire USENET man,
    Usually brutal to clueless men,
    USENET man,
    He's got a froup with a weird name, 
    A boring game, and a stupid fame,
    When they meet it's pretty lame,
    Powerful man, USENET man

    Newbie man, newbie man,
    Hit on the head with a frying pan,
    Lives his life in a garbage can,
    Newbie man,
    Is he depressed or is he a mess, 
    Or does he feel totally worthless?
    Who came up with newbie man?
    Degraded man, newbie man

    Oldbie man, oldbie man
    Oldbie man hates newbie man,
    They have a fight,
    Oldbie kills,
    Oldbie man

--
			       Hug me.