Path: vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!howland.reston.ans.net!gatech!news-feed-1.peachnet.edu!gallifrey!newcombe From: newcombe@aa.csc.peachnet.edu (Dan Newcombe) Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy Subject: Top Ten Signs That Linux Has Bill Gates Worried Date: Wed, 11 Jan 1995 11:37:35 UNDEFINED Organization: Clayton State College Lines: 35 Message-ID: NNTP-Posting-Host: 131.144.82.16 Summary: humor, not flamebait. X-Newsreader: Trumpet for Windows [Version 1.0 Rev B] From the home office in Helsinki, Finland: Top Ten Signs That Linux Has Bill Gates Worried ----------------------------------------------- 10. New numbering scheme. Instead of Windows95, it is now Windows 3.1.pl95. 9. His wife says he's wild in bed now. He is tossing and turning in his sleep, not just laying there. 8. Microsoft's headquarter moves to Finland. 7. Window's performance is now measured in BogoGPF's. 6. Bill's consulting with his lawyers on whether or not they could defeat the GPL. 5. 1995 is here. Linux is here. Something isn't. 4. Flowers sent to Janet Reno with a note saying "What's a little anti-trust between friends." 3. Renames Star Wars action figures as "Bill Skywalker" and "Darth Torvalds". 2. Whenever someone asks him about Windows, all he can say is "X" 1. He sent Linus the source for Windows95 with a note that says "HELP ME SAVE MY ASS!" -- Dan Newcombe newcombe@aa.csc.peachnet.edu -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "And the man in the mirror has sad eyes." -Marillion