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Date: Mon, 30 Mar 1998 15:54:29 -0600
From: "Michael S. Leibovitz" <wa9evf@megsinet.net>
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when are you going to pick up the CPM system???????

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Top 10 Unforeseen Consequences of the "Millennium Bug"
We all know how the year 2000 is wreaking havoc across the computer industry.
Here are a few humorous consequences that you may not have thought of:

10.IRS demands a hundred years of interest from stunned taxpayers.
9.  99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall song gets stuck in infinite loop.
8.  At the stroke of midnight, Windows 99 turns back into DOS 1.0, the
      Pentium V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is left
      holding a beautiful glass mouse.
7.  Internet Movie Database now lists "1901: A Space Odyssey".
6.  Mel Brooks' "2000 year old man" skit stops being funny....oops
      too late.
5.  Sales of Coca Cola jump drastically after original cocaine-laden formula
      becomes legal again.
4.  Software engineers point out that since computers think it's
almost 1900, we
      technically have to "party like it's 1899", which, frankly,
doesn't seem like much
      fun.
3.  Computers temporarily fooled into thinking Strom Thurmond is only 103.
2.  Microsoft declares the year 1900 to be the new standard of the
"Gatesian" calendar.

And the Number 1 Unforeseen Consequence of the "Millennium Bug"....

1.  Jesus shows up late for His second coming, blames it on COBOL programmers.
 
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