From navaho@merle.acns.nwu.edu Fri Apr 8 13:06:08 1994 Received: from merle.acns.nwu.edu by dynamic.slip.uiuc.edu with SMTP id AA07017 (5.65c/IDA-1.4.4 for roth); Fri, 8 Apr 1994 18:10:30 -0500 Return-Path: Received: by merle.acns.nwu.edu (1.37.109.8.1.1/16.2) id AA16444; Fri, 8 Apr 1994 18:06:08 -0500 From: navaho@merle.acns.nwu.edu Message-Id: <9404082306.AA16444@merle.acns.nwu.edu> Subject: Problem Solving Flowchart (fwd) To: deluded@overbyte.mit.edu (ronald david schmelzer), alivschi@midway.uchicago.edu (ann livschiz), hemlock@chinet.chinet.com (rachel leah leibovitz), amerchan@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (abbas merchant), ds-cohen@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (deborah shoshana cohen), r-mcghee@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (ryan mcghee), ysoloff@mail.sas.upenn.edu (yedida leah soloff), tgordon@husc.harvard.edu (tamar gordon), u59965@uicvm.uic.edu (richard martinoff), chinet!bogie@mcs.com (jacob (alias yakov) mendelsohn), dpomeran@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu (daniel pomerantz), delusion@merle.acns.nwu.edu (albert (L-bert?) schmelzer), roth@dynamic.slip.uiuc.edu (mark roth), mwilson@merle.acns.nwu.edu (lord matthew james wilson) Date: Fri, 8 Apr 94 18:06:08 CDT Reply-To: navaho@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Nava Cohen) X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11] Status: RO Forwarded message: >From salvini@wdl.loral.com Thu Apr 7 02:05:06 CDT 1994 Article: 3027 of rec.humor.funny Path: news.acns.nwu.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!darwin.sura.net!news-feed-2.peachnet.edu!concert!decwrl!looking!funny-request Message-ID: Date: Tue, 5 Apr 94 19:30:05 EDT Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: salvini@wdl.loral.com (Harry Salvini) Subject: Problem Solving Flowchart Keywords: chuckle, heard it Approved: funny@clarinet.com Lines: 47 B E G I N H E R E +------------------+ | YES +---------------+ NO /--------| Does It Work? |--------\ | +---------------+ | | | \ / \ / +-------------+ +----------+ | Don't Mess | YES | Did You | NO /---| With It | /----------| Mess |------\ | +-------------+ | | With It? | | | | +----------+ | | \ / | | /------------\ | | | You IDIOT! | \ / | \------------/ +-------------+ | +--------+ | YES | Will You | | NO | Does |<---------/ /------------| Pay For It? | | ----| Anyone | | +-------------+ | | | Know ? |--------------\ | | NO | | +--------+ YES | | \ / | | \ / \ / +-----------+ | | /---------------\ YES | Will You | | | /----->| You Poor Fool |<------| Be Fired? | | | /---------\ | \---------------/ +-----------+ | -->| Hide It | | | | NO | \---------/ | \ / | | | | NO +---------------+ \ / | | \------| Can You Blame | /----------\ | | | Someone Else? | | Trash It | | | +---------------+ \----------/ | \-------------\ | YES | | | | | | \ / \ / | | +-----------------------+ | \---------------------->| N O P R O B L E M !! |<--------/ +-----------------------+ -- Selected by Maddi Hausmann Sojourner. MAIL your joke to funny@clarinet.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Don't use "joke" or "submission" or "joke submission," please. -- In real life there is no back of the book, which is a difficult lesson for all of us to learn --- Stephen Fisher Professor of Mathematics